keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

pickmeupn0w:

indebtandbored:

anjanana:

everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard

#preach

God’s vagina

(Source: my-poop-be-slangin)

lilgays:

kinda want to get drunk kinda want to get high kinda want to die


(Source: arcaneimages)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt